"McMike" (mcmike)
11/05/2015 at 17:09 • Filed to: RoadTowelRescue, tutu153
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"McMike" (mcmike)
11/05/2015 at 17:09 • Filed to: RoadTowelRescue, tutu153 | 6
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On my way home today I drove by slow, and noticed that it was missing. Not moved to the side of the road, but GONE.
Where did it go? It sat there for over a week, abandoned, wet, and unloved. Did my makeover make it attractive enough for someone to adopt it?
What a mystery.
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ttyymmnn
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 17:14 |
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Clearly, somebody was waiting for you to do their laundry for them.
Mercedes Streeter
> ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 17:18 |
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*Leaves dresses on Interstate.*
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McMike
> ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 17:19 |
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Almost like someone walked by it every day, and wanted to throw it out but it was to yucky. It pained them to just leave it there, and swore they would bring gloves the next time they went for a walk.
Today was their lucky day. I even used fabric softener.
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ttyymmnn
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 17:20 |
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Where do you live? I’ll leave a laundry basket out there for you. Do you do ironing, too?
vondon302
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 17:25 |
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Lolz
RallyWrench
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 17:45 |
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You have to put another in its place.
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 17:45 |
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Time to call Unsolved Mysteries
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 17:52 |
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That road towel was actually Voldemort...
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McMike
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/05/2015 at 18:02 |
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Time to call Unsolved Mysteries
coelacanthist
> McMike
11/05/2015 at 18:24 |
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There was a rather deceased raccoon along my route to work for days on end. Some clever person took one of those political yard signs, wrote “free raccoon” on the blank side, and planted it right over the poor bugger. My furry friend was gone the next day but the sign remains, undoubtedly confusing passers by to no end.
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McMike
> Mercedes Streeter
11/05/2015 at 18:58 |
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I can not be trusted with stuff like that.
Agrajag
> coelacanthist
11/05/2015 at 21:01 |
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One time I was helping a friend load something into his pickup and there was a dead raccoon in the back.
me: Why do you have a dead raccoon?
friend: I found it on the road and I’m going to put in my neighbors mailbox.
me: Carry on.
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coelacanthist
> Agrajag
11/05/2015 at 21:06 |
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That is an acceptable answer.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> coelacanthist
11/05/2015 at 21:38 |
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That totally reminds me of the T.O. raccoon: http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman…